daaangsteezy:

OMFG IM SCREAMING THIS IS LITERALLY ME OMG IM KICKING MY WALL I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

pleatedjeans:

via

gayleaf:

if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick

yoshi66666666:

matching icons for u and ur friend

buduardodaily:

it’s all fun and games until someone gets trapped in a tupperware container