miseducatedmelanicmuse:

Money need to stop spending me

fuck12:

tinybed:

tinybed:

i started playing this in my room and across the hall i hear my roommate go “….ugh ……whatever”

clownstrap:

clownstrap:

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

sovietnam:

schmoinkle:

melonyswife:

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

ALT

m0nst3rg1rl:

feralratbitesu:

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

dramatic-dolphin:

toskarin:

“creepy or wet” being the lasting impact of the gym copypasta is funny because that wasn’t like… a fully bot-generated post. the only things being changed from the original greentext were two words,

based and cringe

btw the gym copypasta was already a riff on “is the movie reddit or not”

worldsendvalent1ne:

adz:

adz:

media depictions of hacking are so funny because it’s all like dudes in hoodies with Anonymous masks in pitch darkness, and when you actually meet these ppl you realize 90% of hacking happens in one of these two rooms:

this is true